Jimmy Kimmel's Fake 'United' Commercial Is Painfully Accurate

Jimmy Kimmel United Commercial
PHOTO: JIMMY KIMMEL

Everyone's been talking about the passenger that was forcibly dragged off an overbooked United flight and Jimmy Kimmel is no exception. 

The 49-year-old talk show host addressed the situation on his show, "Jimmy Kimmel Live" on Monday night. Like most of us, it's safe to say Kimmel wasn't too thrilled about how United handled the whole thing.

"That is such sanitized, say nothing, take no responsibility, corporate BS speak," Kimmel said regarding the CEO's response. "I don't know how the guy who sent that tweet didn't vomit when he typed it out, but it's crazy."

While the United CEO's response is absolute bullish*t, Kimmel's is a bit more accurate. The comedian created a fake-yet-brutally-honest United commercial where he addresses their recent controversy. 

See for yourself:

“We’ll beat you so badly you’ll be using your own face as a flotation device,” the flight attendant says with a creepy smile. "Give us a problem, and we’ll drag your a** off the plane."

This commercial might be fake, but we know one thing for sure: we're going to avoid United at all costs.

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MARIA ELENA

Maria is a Los Angeles based writer, blogger and author living happily in her own little world. In addition to writing, she's obsessed with all things gaming, Disney, Harry Potter and pop culture! Follow her adventures on Instagram and Twitter at @pinkchanelsuit.

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